What is a juggalo/juggalette?


To all the juggalos and juggalettes, Im sorry but today people are "juggalos" for the wrong reasons. I am sending this out to tell you all that there a many people out there shaming our name and disgracing the family. Read this and you'll get what i mean

WHAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JUGGALO/LETTE...


1) You are NOT a juggalo if the only reason you want to be is because its "cool"

2) You are NOT a juggalo if you call EVERY JUGGALO YOU meet a juggahoe

3) You are NOT a juggalo if you think you are more "down" because you have more shirts then someone else

4) You DO NOT have to do drugs to be down

5) Wearing your paint in public DOES NOT make you better than a juggalo who doesn't

6) You DO NOT have to flash your tits to be a juggalette

7) Getting good grades and caring about school DOES NOT make you a juggahoe

8) You DO NOT have to own a hatchetman charm to be more "juggalo" than someone else

9) You are ALLOWED to like other music and still be a juggalo

10) Beating people up and claiming juggalo ONLY for that purpose DOES NOT make you a juggalo

11) Claiming juggalette and being a whore because you think thats what juggalettes are DOES NOT make you a juggalette

12) Just because you have 50 psychopathic cd's DOES NOT make you a juggalo

13) Hearing ONE psychopathic song does NOT make you a juggalo

14) Just because youve been to a psychopathic concert DOES NOT make you a juggalo

15) Being a groupie DOES NOT make you a juggalette, just a band slut

16) You don't even HAVE to own ANYTHING psychopathic to be a juggalo

17) Claiming juggalo around your friends and NOT around your parents/teachers/peers DOES NOT make you a true juggalo, just a coward

18) You CAN be a juggalo and like eminem (EVEN THO KITTI DOESN'T LIKE HIM )

19) Having more juggalo friends than someone else DOES NOT make you more of a juggalo

20) Talking about killing people does NOT make you more of a juggalo

21) I don't care WHO the fuck you are... if you say you've been "jumped into the juggalos" you are fuckin ignorant and don't know what the carnival is really about. Getting beaten up by juggalos because they say that's what makes you down, they aren't fuckin juggalos and neither are you.

22) JUGGALO IS A WAY OF LIFE **NOT** A STATE OF BEING...."FUCK W/ ONE U FUCK W/ ALL OF US!!!!..."

23.) Not every FEMALE Juggalo wants to be called a Juggalette

24.) Just cause you fuckin someone who is down DOES NOT mean you are down.


I read this the other day..and I agree with it whole heartedly...


Juggalos (and juggalettes) are society's underdogs... poor ghetto freaks... eating ramen noodles... drinking faygo cola... and sporting pro wing shoes... made fun of in school... never accepted by anyone... tossed out by the world that didn't want them... these group of outcasts... brought together by the music and real life messages of the Insane Clown Posse... are followers of the dark carnival and scapegoats of the world...

Being a juggalos isn't about being a "fan" of icp... J and Shaggs are juggalos themselves... being a juggalo is about individuality... no one is ever fully accepted in this world... and juggalos just don't give a fuck... so we sling our faygo, jam to the wicked shit, and wave our middle fingers to the legions of hypocrites, haters, and rich ass bitches trying to bring us down...


Everyone in this world is so quick to judge... the close minded percentage of the population hears the "cuss words" in Icp's music and automatically labels them "satanic" or "trash"... but Icp's music is laden with messages you bitches never stop to hear... the "bad language" just weeds out the listeners that could never be juggalos anyways...

Juggalos are opposed to bigotry and domestic violence... we see the world from a much different angle... and we have the ability to look past petty stereo-types and prejudices... juggalos come in all shapes, sizes, colors, ages, and races... and still we are not like you... we look different, we talk different, and we act different... we have no need to impress...

You put on your fake smile and your fancy suit... you go to work and lick your boss' ass crack... and make small talk with your "friends" and talk shit about them in the same breath... and you go home to your wife and kids and you kiss them with the lips you been sucking on your assistant's tits with... and you continue to live in your utterly corrupted fake world...

Juggalos live in the real world... we say what we mean and we mean what we say... we don't front for anyone... and you will never change us...

But of course... to fully understand what a juggalo is... you must truly be one...

I'll be a juggalo 'til my very last breath.